Here at Mekanism, we have people doing “the internet” 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
That’s right. We’re like ADT, protecting your home. Think of our social media team like this video:
If you’re confused, I’m basically saying we’re like a crack squad of nerds who don’t let bad b-roll get to your computer. Ambiguous 1’s and 0’s on your walls, totally protecting you, because THAT’S WHAT RANDOM 1’S AND 0’S DO. Either that or I just really love how terribly ridiculous those commercials are and wanted to put it on here for no apparent reason. Mission accomplished.
So before I get fired for writing things that don’t make sense on the company blog…
This is the crap on the internet we liked this week.
“I decided I’d mix it up this week and go for something that’s not directly surfing related BUT I promise you still need a helmet, because this is going to blow your mind.
I spent some time living in Asia after graduating for school. I was broke and trying to ‘find myself’, and let’s just say I did some weird things for money…. really, really odd things for money. But anyway, one of those things was being an extra in and Indian Hair Gel commercial. You can see me at age 21 being Hair Gel Dude #3 at about 36-37 seconds in (I’m on the far right).”
If you’re not laughing at 1:09, you are not a funny person. Or just don’t like robots. Either way. GROW UP. THAT’S FUNNY.
He doesn’t just want the honey, he wants the babies!
(Yes, this is real.)
Small, slightly to very overweight children are funny on the internet. It’s almost just a rule.
1) Content is King
2) Fat Kids are Funny. Just…always.
Natira Suchoknand: Kid Shows How To Parallel Park
Natira still doesn’t have a Twitter account. But she is finding funny videos. So, you know, half way there, Natira. Half way there…
I don’t know where to begin.
There’s something so amazing about a midwestern white woman telling you how to cross your arms and throw up a peace sign.
If that’s not ghetto, I just don’t know what is. Please try to watch the whole thing. It gets better as it goes on. If you guys want, i’ll buy the video and we can all practice her moves after work. I’ll bring the blue jump suits.
See you next Friday, everyone.