There is so much that went on this week that was important:

1. Macaulay Culkin turned 30 (you’re old) (that was last week, I’m lazy, though)
2. It was national “902010″ day on Thursday when the date was 09.02.10 (no seriously, you’re old)
3. There was a new Between Two Ferns, which is the best programming on the internet, ever, multiplied by ever plus three.
4. The Arcade Fire and Google made a baby and it’s better looking than Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. (we’ll get to that)

With that, let’s get to some great ways to waste your life away on the internet on a Friday.

Here’s the crap we liked on the internet this week.

Brendan Gahan (@BrendanGahan): Atormenta

“I wish I had the patience to create something this beautiful, but I’ve got the attention span of a two year old.”

Ryan Lee (@owlsquid): Power Laces Prototype

iPads look like total bullsh*t compared to this. I would pay $600 dollars for this, and the 3g service is probably better than AT&T’s. NERD TALK.

Gino Click (@ginobot): Brenda & David Dance on 90210

“In honor of the date 90210, which won’t occur for another hundred years. Also, do any left handed guitar players want to start a creepy single guitar band?”

Shepard Wallace (@regularshep): Mommy & Daddy Song

If you are to believe these posts as the only browsing history of Shepard Wallace, one could presuppose that he only watches:

1) Videos that are auto-tuned.

2) Videos that are from the zoo.

And actually? I’m totally okay with that.

Elijah Bilotta (@frodoBKK): The Wilderness Downtown

“This the best thing that has ever happened to the internet. Because of it I learned how to use iTunes so I could actually pay money for the song in it. Thank you, Arcade Fire. i hope every other band follows in your footsteps.”

Natira Suchoknand: Humboldt Penguins Chasing a Butterfly

This makes me so happy I feel awkward. I don’t know what to say, even. I mean, I feel like an eight year old made up this video.

Drew Hoolhorst (@drewber): Dancing Merengue Dog

I can’t take care of myself that well, let alone own a dog and take care of it, let alone TEACH IT TO DANCE BETTER THAN I CAN.

It’s ridiculous. But c’mon. Try to turn it off. It’s a dog Merengue dancing.

Here’s the best part about me selecting this. When the Apple Keynote was going on, Ryan (who sits directly next to me) was curious if I was watching it, so he looked over to my monitor and saw…this instead.

It would have almost been less embarrassing if I had been looking at porn.

See you next Friday, everyone.

Tags: 90210, arcade fire, auto tune, back to the future, between two ferns, gregory brothers, merengue dog, penguins